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stitching a deuce

When you knock someone unconscience and tie their hands behind their back. From here you take a shit in their mouth, and sew their mouth up. As they awaken, they will gag and throw up in their mouth, choking them and burning the inside of the throat; resulting in death.
John is stitching a deuce in P-Nap.
by Jooee Kerr February 12, 2008
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Single stitch

Used to describe 25 year old, mass marketed looney tunes, mainstream band & marvel t shirts, to unsuspecting hype beasts (who’ve never heard of eBay) on insta for a premium.
Yo, that single stitch nirvana tee is mega rare, they only sold 8 million of those bitches! Would you take $2500 for it?
by IronChic August 31, 2020
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Z-stitch

The best rapper in the universe. Responsible for killing Tupac, Biggie, Jah, Kurt Cobain and Lil Peep due to his superior rap skills. Well known for writing disstracks on anyone who has wronged him.
Person 1: Oh did you hear about God?
Person 2: Did you mean Z-stitch?
Person 1: Oh yeah of course, I wanna suck his dick!
Person 2: I heard he has a small dick tho...
by Gay4Z-stitch October 18, 2019
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Stitches Nero

by Mikenero September 17, 2021
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modesty stitch

A stitch put in low cut tops, dresses and jumpsuits that pulls the neckline in over the chest together so less cleavage / décolletage is shown.
"I love this new dress but it's very low cut. I think I need to put a modesty stitch in it."
by whyisthismyname March 23, 2019
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Grandfather Stitch

The extra stitch added to episiotomy (taint) sutures to make the vagina just a little bit tighter after child birth.
“You need to ask the doctor to give her a grandfather stitch to return that cooch to factory-new condition.”
by steve-o-reno September 5, 2010
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Stitch

n. Abbr. Scot. Stich

A problem, usually associated with a customer or colleague.
"Can you deal with this stitch?"

"You stiched me up you bastard!"
by Machtzu October 18, 2004
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