Kristen Stewart

A ridiculously overrated young actress, who seems to get away with playing all of her characters the exact same way: dull, boring and lifeless.

Also a frequent pot smoker.

"Hey, did you see Twilight?"

"Yea, it was okay. But Kristen Stewart didn't really play Bella. She just played herself......again."

"Yea, I noticed that too. She acted the exact same way that she did in all of her other movies.........."

by OperaPhantomchick9 August 4, 2009

tony stewart

Firece NASCAR Nextal Cup drvier. Drives the number 20 Home Depot Chevolet. 2002 NASCAR Champion. Greg Zippadelli Crew Cheif, Teammate, Bobby Labonte for Joe Gibbs Racing.

" And Tony Stewart wins the Pepsi 500 at The Daytona Speedway. His first win at this historical track.."

by smokesgirl August 7, 2005

steamroller

This is a pipe with the carb (choke) on the end opposite the mouthpiece, as opposed to on the side. The general idea is to get as haughty a hit as possible by holding a finger over the carb while lighting the bowl and sucking in until the chamber is full, then releasing your finger and inhaling to clear the chamber. Coughing and hacking may follow (expect it).

"After 2 hits from the steamroller I had to go to bed."

by sativamy July 2, 2004

Kentucky Steamroller

When one partner deficates on the other's chest and/or stomach and then proceeds to roll over their partner's chest and/or stomach.

Nick and I exchanged Kentucky steamrollers last night! I loved it so much, I went home shared this with my children.

by Flushy McPouponyeaux October 18, 2006

clevland steamroller

The act of using one's feces for use during sexual intercourse. More specifically, feces are spread on the female's chest, while the male spreads and pushes the feces up and down her chest and between her breasts with his penis

Hey check it out! Gary nailed the Clevland Steamroller on that chick!

by Stevie T July 15, 2003

naked steamrolling

When two grown men, especially Juvats, take their clothes off and roll around together naked, whether in bed or on any other flat surface. The male (Juvat) initiating naked steamrolling is the only one required to be naked, and will usually "steam roll" another sleeping male victim. This male victim (Juvat) may also choose to get naked once he realizes what is occurring. Naked steamrolling will typically progress into tummy sticks.

"Did you hear those Juvats naked steamrolling each other last night?"

"Yeah, but that wasn't nearly as bad as the tummy sticks and butt darts that followed."

"Why are they so gay???"

by Any_Panton April 13, 2013

Bear Stearned

Buying an item and then realizing a week later it is worth 3.33% of what you paid for it.

Dude, you know that car I bought last Monday for $6,000? I had to take it Sunday for $5,800 in repairs. I totally got Bear Stearned by that sales guy.

by bwbw March 20, 2008