Gina Staples

an all around amazing person, that is normally smoking hot. in generally Gina Staples is the best person you will ever know.

" man.. i wish i was Gina Staples "

by Gina123456789 October 24, 2008

5 staples in my head

A really, really, really bad hangover.

Man, I woke up this morning with 5 staples in my head.

by ymscih December 16, 2008

Staplehurst

A person with (if male) a large penis, (or if female) a total bitch.

Oh you can tell he's a Staplehurst.
Ye you can also tell that she's a Staplehurst, lets walk away before she sees us

by orkhive October 24, 2009

Staple Gun

The term used by guys when describing to their friend how they were brutally rejected by a girl they just spent a lot of money on.

Note: Most guys that get staple gunned have very bad taste in WHAT to spend that money on.

Dude! I can't believe it! I take her out the WWF final match, and she staple guns me in front of everyone! I... I feel so betrayed!

by TheEyes629 October 19, 2010

Staledurags

Staledurags is a spam page who literally post funny ass content and just a king that’s it

Go look at that post on staledurags page

by I love donuts asf November 12, 2020

Stafford Tower Staplegun

When having intercourse one must repeatedly throw assorted kitchen instruments and rotten food stuffs towards the woman

I gave her a stafford tower staplegun, she loved it,

by Tetley12 October 26, 2011

The Stapleton Hormone

Usually triggered by the cancerous sound of Chris Stapleton’s voice, it releases into ones prefrontal cortex gradually over the course of each song played. Eventually, it dulls the person’s decision making skills to the point in which all that they can think about is how utterly satisfying homocide would be.

Tennessee Whiskey? Yeah I choked my cousin Bobby Joe last week while listening to that song. The police let me off the hook when I told them I just had a high concentration of The Stapleton Hormone in my brain.

by It’s the sweet 1 May 16, 2018