Stand and Serve

Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.
1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.

2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?

Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!
by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011
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Hooker stand

The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground
Stop using hooker stand out here or otherwise you will be mistaken for a hooker
by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 18, 2021
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Helmet stand

When you can stand and balance on your penis or cock with no support from anyother limb.
I can do ten cock pushes and a helmet stand!!!!
by BigDNash January 24, 2019
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stand up in it

For a man to hold a woman in the air or braced against the wall or counter while performing sexual intercourse
Man you aint done a gosh dog thing until you stand up in it with that bitch.
by The one and only MC May 05, 2007
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Last Stand

The perk in COD 4 when you are shot and lay on the ground with your pistol to have a last stand at killing someone.
by TJ Shobadobadingdong March 17, 2008
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lip stand

the act of landing upright, from a fall, on one's lip. A face plant
That parking lot is so icy. Henry did a lip stand while trying to get to his car.
by MonkeyMan32 September 10, 2009
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sausage stand

Similar to "Sausage Fest" yet does not mean that women are not in the vicinity. Usually includes 3+ guys, typically "Sausages" who have no chance of getting any girls. Commonly referred to as "The Stand."
Tony, Todd, Weinberg and Pat D formed a solidified sausage stand at Viva.
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN March 01, 2005
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