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Starfield Sneeze

When you sneeze all over your computer monitor you do a starfield sneeze. This is due to the refraction of red green and blue light in each droplet of dispursed saliva and the randomness produces a very colourful starfield effect.
"oh man! I just starfield sneezed all over my screen"
by the-tutor June 29, 2009
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Stainish

A name given to a boy with cum stains on his boxers getting thrown out of his girlfriends house and chase by there family members
Guy 1 : I saw you last night stainish
Guy 2 : what, you saw THAT ????

Girl 1 : Yeah he got a beating from my dad

All Males : wayyyyy Stainish!!!!!!
by Yerries January 16, 2010
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staffie

A cool type of dog.
Pronounced: Stafff-ee
My brother has a staffie.
by Diego April 16, 2006
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golden starfish

When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!
I knew Sara had cheated on me, so before I dumped her, I gave her a golden starfish
by Brian H October 26, 2005
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starfish sex

Sex where the girl's arms and legs are spread as far apart as possible, like a starfish. Legs open wide, arms out, and a very bored look on her face as she rolls her eyes and waits for the guy to be done.
While he thought they were having makeup sex, in her mind she had basicly surrendered to giving him silent angry starfish sex.

I don't care if all I get outta her is starfish sex. She ain't nothin' but a bang piece anyway.
by mr.corruption July 1, 2005
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chocolate starfish

The human anus, specifically when it is encrusted with fecal matter (i.e. shit).
Beware the unfortunate repercussions of poking the chocolate starfish!
by Shit Brick August 19, 2004
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starfield

by Reuel Titus October 10, 2003
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