Bastian Sanchez

Bastian is one of the hottest and sexiest person you will ever meet. He has a way with women , but in the end sticks with his girl whom he loves dearly. He is a romantic naughty guy, who is always down to get down. He is extremely intelligent, and could pretty much do anything he set his mind to. He is also a great soccer player. Bastian has amazing hair, eyebrows, lips, and the cutest booty ever. He is very compassionate and is very strong in his beliefs. He is amazing. He also has a very unique and and trendy style and has a love very expensive shoes. I love you Basti.

Wow Bastian Sanchez you are so cool.

Wow Bastian that outfit is dope.
Wow I love Bastian.

by Bastians lover June 11, 2019

luis sanchez

A good looking, usually Spanish, fit guy. Most girls like Luis as his dark features are very attractive and his physique is out of this world.

Girl: have you seen that boy: Luis Sanchez?

Other girl: OMG he’s so fit I would have a go on that any day!

by Sweetcornturd123 September 14, 2019

Pablo Sanchez

The most powerful person on earth.

“It’s a bird”
“It’s a plane”
“ no it’s Superman “
“Wait no it’s.......PABLO SANCHEZ!!!!!”

by King Koconino April 5, 2020

dirtless-sanchez

When you walk past a dispenser of alcohol sanitizing agent, you squirt a nice amount into your hand and then slap it across your mark's face, yelling, "Dirtless-Sanchez!"

They can't be too pissed off, after all, you just cleaned their lips for them.

Goofy, spitting nails: "That fuck'in Mickey-- he done got me agin!"
Donald: "What did that goddamn rat do this time?"
Goofy: Well, when I was just walking into the Disney store, Mickey filled his hand with sanitizing gel and slapped it across my face! Then he yelled, 'Dirtless-Sanchez!'"
Donald: "I know! It burned my fucking beak for a full day!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker March 13, 2021

tahitian dirty sanchez

Shaving off the side of a coconut and sticking it above a girls lips

I had a good time with edouard last night, he gave me a Tahitian dirty sanchez

by Tahiti plays big August 6, 2014

Sanchita

Sunshine. Brightness.

Rainbow of all things nice.

Ocassionaly evil.

That was so Sanchita of you, haha.

by Cinderman_ February 27, 2018

The Mark Sanchez

The distant cousin of the dirty sanchez, The Mark Sanchez (or as it is also known, The #6) involves a dude anally plowing his gal and then pulling out in order to wipe shit under her eyes to achieve the 'eye black' football player look. After your girl looks like she is ready to throw that game winning touchdown pass, finish off by spraying cum all over her face and head like a celebratory bottle of victory champagne while yelling touchdown.

"Man last night I gave her The Mark Sanchez and afterwards she felt like a champion!"

"I gave her the old #6 and made her look like Mark Sanchez"

by The Pink Manther August 27, 2009