Squish sphere

A group of friends squishing their squishy cheeks in a circle

Obly bobly are having a squish sphere

by Oblybobly fan April 13, 2025

street squish

Just a really skanky sperm dump. Looks for rich looking drunks for one night stands, just so they have shelter. Hint:They usually don't wear panties and smell like an organic solvent.

"Looks like James found some street squish again. One day his dick will turn green and fall off."

by Running out of patience October 17, 2008

thigh squish

When thigh fat is visibly squished in by stockings or long socks. The uncovered part of the thigh will look thiccer than the covered part making it look like the thigh is "squished." Thigh squishes often appear on anime/hentai school girl characters.

If you have a thigh fetish, seeing a thigh squish will probably make you go crazy.

by pixelvince April 28, 2021

cold squish

noun - euphemism for necrophilia.

Dungeon Master: "The adventuring party has arrived at a particularly decrepit cemetery; the earthy aroma of putrescence wafts fleetingly around you."

Orifice the Belligerent: *Starts digging*

Other Party Members: "Goodness, not the cold squish again. "

by Rev. Crunchy Black May 7, 2013

chub squish

When a chub that had the potential to be a full-fledged boner is sabotaged by unsexy people, events, or circumstances.

God, this girl was so hot, but then her ugly sister walked in and I got major chub-squished.

Dude, it wasn't that bad, it was only a chub squish, it's not like she blue-balled me

Man, whenever I'm about to, you know, I get the worst chub squish because an image of my mom pops into my head.

by the chofessional March 4, 2010

Keyhole squish

A key is inserted into the mans cock hole and twisted as if unlocking a door. The inner penile tissue should tear and can be sucked out using a woman’s lips.

That guys dick is fucked, I heard Sandra gave him a keyhole squish

by Swaggy longbottom September 21, 2017

street squish

a nasty prostitute.

i got down with some street squish last night!

by The Dango February 11, 2012