squirt waffle

defecating explosively while wearing fishnet tights

Oh man, I had diarrhea so bad at family breakfast that I squirt waffled in front of Grandma.

by herpdenerp May 29, 2017

squirt and spurt

diarrhea and ejaculation at the same time.

"Rhonda sucked me off yesterday when I was sick from the chicken, it was a regular squirt and spurt"
James answered, "That's fucking gross!"

by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018

squinch

when you are tightening up your butt & gravy leaks out

Dan: "God, please...Jesus, please let me make it to the restroom!"(as Dan races towards the restroom, he squinches his butt) "OOPS, I feel gravy!"

by T.Wilson November 16, 2012

hershey squirt

(n), to defecate in one's pants, usually under accidental circumstances in which one had intended to expel flatulence.

(v), to experience a hershey squirt.

Larry tried to fart, but instead, had a hershey squirt in his boxer shorts and had to go home to change his clothes.

by Mysterious Joe August 26, 2003

squirt

When a girl literally shoots out her vaginal fluid from her vagina as she climaxes; when a girl shoots cum from her pussy

Tina's pussy juice is like a projectile, she can really squirt.

by youknowit April 11, 2003

hershy squirt

a wet rippling fart

"man! you did a hershy squirt!"

by moo December 13, 2003

face squirt

A face squirt involves a male ejaculating into the mouth of a female, then once finished, the female tilts her head to the sky and spouts out the ejaculate into the air, much like a dolphin releasing water from it's blow hole. This transaction of semen is generally best administered with the female on her knees and the male standing. Although other variations are often welcomed, despite how messy they can be.

I had to get a ladder to clean the ceiling from Jenny's face squirt. Definitely not getting my bond back.

by RSSR April 1, 2011