Ranbob Squidward Pants

A really bad call of duty player that tries to d-ride good kids.

Andrew Giardino or gamertag: xDrrewww is a super big ranbob squidward pants and pays for good kids on his team.

by o Wahzoo March 5, 2011

squidward

To smoke or engage in smoking marijuana.

Yo, its squidward time.
You ready for squidward.

by Meg Millions October 23, 2006

Squidward with a runny nose

The normal act of squidwarding, but with piss on your penis.

Can i get a tissue for my squidward with a runny nose?

by Teabag man June 12, 2008

Squidwerd

When a female goes to the bar; gets sloppy, blackout drunk, passes out in the bathroom, gets carried home by girlfriends, passes out in a random strangers bed, embarks on pissing in that bed, wakes up in the wee hours of the morning, takes a shit, and wipes her ass with the cardboard toilet paper roll, then before leaving; she removes the pissed soaked sheets but does not wash them.

Squidwerd Barrel any given saturday night

by TheOperation20710' May 3, 2010

Squidward

The most MLG dank meme of 2015, 2016 and early 2017. He has a big, fat, black, juicy, rounded, throbbing nose making him the most attractive being in the universe.

OMG LOOK AT THAT GUYS NOSE HE MUST BE SQUIDWARD

by MEEEEMES March 9, 2017

The Squidward

Where you drop your balls over someones nose and let you dick hang as their nose

Guy: Hey. He passed out wanna give him the squidward?
Guy2: HELL YA THEN WE CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT!

by ESwagmeout! January 1, 2012

Squidward

God

...you are hearing this from an atheist.

Squidward is God.
Do not deny it. You know the truth.

Squidward is God, and Squilliam (God's highschool nemesis/powner) is the Antichrist.

by Bill (A.K.A. Scallop) February 20, 2012