Creeps & Squeaks

A category of men women don't fuck.

I hate creeps & squeaks.

by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025

Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”

A loser who sits at home doing nothing with such a scuffed sense of humor, that the only thing they find funny are the words “Squeak” and “Geek”

These people also find things from years ago very funny, like dabbing and fidget spinners

Brad: Hey bro, I’m going to the store.

John: You’re going to the squeak?

Brad: No likes you John, this is because you are Someone who says “Squeak” and “Geek”

by Haha shcdjsbshvidnsd July 3, 2023

moonwalk squeak

1. what happens when someone tries to moonwalk with wet and/or brand-new shoes.
2. when someone tries to attempt something cool and fails miserably.

Jeff: Did you see Joe try to do a backflip off of the fence?
Sam: Dude. Total moonwalk squeak

by electromancerOmniscient February 16, 2015

Squeaks

An undercover term for black people. When black people play basketball, their Jordan's squeak on court floor as they play. It's a better undercover term alternative that no black person can understand to keep you out of trouble.

*Black people stealing from Walmart*
Sara: Well, well, well .... looking what we have here Jamie
Jamie: What is it Sara?
Sara: It's a bunch of broke squeaks rising the United States crime rate.....
Jamie: OMG SARA EW SQUEAKS!

by Jamir's toes November 16, 2023

Squeak

When your ass tightens out of disgust so much that it make a squirrel or mouse noise, often referred to a “squeak”

“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”

by anonymous September 21, 2021

Squeak Magee

The type of diarreah used in the act of johnning. You must take a lot of laxatives to achieve this watery like cosnsistensy of shit.

Dude I got squeak magee last night... I took a whole pack of laxatives!

by mudbar26 January 9, 2018

Bubble and Squeak

Another way of saying Champagne.

"Let's open a bottle of bubble and squeak!"

by Rekt08 June 29, 2018