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Squash

n. - unburnt weed grounds from a vaporizer.
"Hey, save that squash. I'm gonna use it to make a tincture."
"Yo bruh, you gonna eat that squash?"
"Man, I'm so broke, I'm smoking squash."
by Meow gator January 29, 2016
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The Squash Monster

A TiKToker that goes by the name of Joshua whose nickname is Squash and because of his wild nature he’s sometimes called the monster by family and friends.
The squash monster thinks he famous.
by anonymous February 13, 2023
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Baking a Squash

When you masturbate with a squash and forget to remove it.
" I hope no one notices I've been baking a squash all day"
by BakedSquash September 16, 2016
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where the fucking squash at!?

"Where the fucking squash at!?" is a really stupid, meaningless expression to yell when walking into a party or other social situation to be absolutely obnoxious and dumb.

Plays on the word "sqad" meaning group of people or friends. "Where the squash at!?" "Where the fucking SQUUAAASHHH AT" "Where dat squash!?"
*enters a party*

Gretchen: YO BITCHES. Where the fucking squash at!? I'm finna get LIT tonight !

Regina: omg . Hahaha you're so fucking dumb Gretchen, please stop trying to make the word "squash" happen. It's NOT going to happen.
by BVMBL3B33 December 15, 2017
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squash it

to pop a girl's cherry.
by maybeiamastalker June 16, 2005
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Squash

To deliberatly send someones incoming call directly to voicemail. The caller knows they are being squashed because they hear it ring at least once.

Usually derogatory action.
Johnny boy calls me 50 times when I am on a dinner date. I always have to Squash him.
by Crazy Dave NU June 27, 2007
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Yellow Squash

Zucchini

Alright, I won't elaborate on how I found this out, it's a long story. Let's just say that it took me and a friend buying the wrong thing twice, wasting money, and being yelled at for it. If a Korean recipe calls for yellow squash or blue pumpkin, they probably mean zucchini. Damn, they can hardly speak the language sometimes yet they decide to make up a few words of their own. I don't understand it, I really don't :<
Mother: You! Get me..yellow squash!
Me: *leaves and comes back with yellow squash*
Mother: AAaaghh! Stupid! That not yellow squash! Go get mommy yellow squash!
by Voodoo Squash June 23, 2004
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