un-spooled

When someone absolutely loses their mind over topics such as race, religion and money. Go full retard over trivial matters.

He became un-spooled after he was called a nigger by a nearby cracker.

by romdo308 October 7, 2013

half spooled

To be moderately intoxicated.

ex: My brother was half spooled after 3 beers.

by Floody86 July 6, 2015

schrodinger's spoiler

A schrodinger's spoiler is when a reference to a spoiler or joke is made but the context won't be realized or the content won't otherwise be spoiled until it's no longer a spoiler.

Me: I don't think he'll get the TPS report joke completely unless he's seen The Mandalorian Chapter 15.

Dumbass: Dude that's totally a spoiler.

Me: He won't get it until he's seen the episode so no, it's more of a schrodinger's spoiler.

by Stonebleeds December 19, 2020

spooberry

A single wad of spoo or stream of ejaculate that lands seperate from or in an unintended place from the rest of your load.

Dude, whilst aiming for your mama's awaiting tongue, I got a spooberry on the rich corinthian leather couch.

by ButtFuzz June 12, 2003

spoofer

Simmilar to a hacker, but the things a spoofer does are completeley legal and don't harm anything in any way. Usually appear in online game lobbies on systems that run on seperate software, like battle.net

"That guy's name is in colors! He must be a spoofer!" - spoken on battle.net

by Kennon June 12, 2005

Bill Spooner

Bill Spooner is one of two awesome guitar players in an 80’s band called The Tubes. Bill is a really cool dropout dude that has terrible grammar and I don’t know him but I know Roger Steen the other guitar player in the band. Bill has wild Jet black hair and is Very nice looking.

Bill Spooner is so cool dude

by 80’s Kid July 19, 2019

Spooker

A male who prefers men over women sexually due to sheer fear of communication.

Edward:will we chat up those chungwans over there?
Ryan:Yeah sure but what will we do with ben?
Edward:shit he's an absolute spooker ,he will just sit there awkwardly as fuck.
Ryan: Ditch Ben?
Edward: Yeah man.

by GNGLad69 December 10, 2016