spose

slang for suppose used by lazy Internet addicts

I spose you need an ass whoopin?

by Ni-Cole October 4, 2003

bike spokes

The way a female's asshole looks whe she spreads her butt cheeks.

Dude, all you gotta do is bend her over, stick your cock in, and bust those bike spokes!

by Snuman January 28, 2007

choke on my spoke

Meaning to suck my dick, popuralized in the early 90's.

YO beeeeetach will you choke on my spoke!

by mxc LUVER December 18, 2004

Spoelstra

Used in relation to a person that has the life expectency shorter than a glowstick.

Dylan Spoelstra'd his discus throw.

by Tom Herda February 27, 2008

spode

Another name for the "man-meat", a penis.

When I saw her breasts my spode stood straight up.

by toda May 6, 2006

spode

Josiah Spode: 1754-1827. British potter. In 1800 he founded a pottery that became famous for its bone china. A trademark used for a brand of fine china and earthenware.
Also a character in a 'Jeeves and Wooster' (P. G. Wodehouse) episode who was a huge bully of a man riding roughshod over Bertie Wooster's life. Spode however, had a secret; Jeeves found out from his connections at the local manservant's club that Spode designed and sold brassieres. One whisper of the 'brand' and Bertie was out of the woods, so to speak.

What Alice saw Through my Looking-Glass:

'Twas brillig, and the slithy Spode
Did gyre and gimble in the maid;
All mimsy were the borrowedbowls,
Which the mome raths outgrabed.

"Beware the Jabbersmock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

by Hayseed April 13, 2006

soje

A sexual act affectionately referred to as facial, performed by a male, to a female or another male, dependent upon their sexual preference.


This name came about in an irc channel I frequent, and is used often as a joke between friends.

Kat_3y3z is a certified Soje Engineer. (recipient, of course).

by Kat_3y3z August 12, 2004