To have an erection, typically in a public situation.
Used metaphorically to mean to show off. Also used metaphorically to mean a sudden rise in value.
Used metaphorically to mean to show off. Also used metaphorically to mean a sudden rise in value.
What's the worst place to sport wood?
Gotto go with the funeral. As a pall bearer.
These earbuds are the only appropriate way to sport wood in public.
The Fed announced Quantitative Easing will be exited October. The Dollar sported wood immediately.
Gotto go with the funeral. As a pall bearer.
These earbuds are the only appropriate way to sport wood in public.
The Fed announced Quantitative Easing will be exited October. The Dollar sported wood immediately.
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A Sport-season friend is somewhat like a fair-weather friend, except you're only friends with them during/because of a certain sport season. They mostly come in the form of teammates, coaches, or fans. Sport-season friends are usually people that you would not have otherwise gotten to know, so integrating them into your primary group of friends is often difficult. While the friendship occasionally extends into other parts of the year, it is at its strongest during the sports season. They are very prominent among high school athletes--especially when there are age/social rank differences.
Kid 1: Hey, there goes Jesse. Why didn't you say "hi"?
Kid 2: Well, he's just a sport-season friend, anyhow.
Kid 2: Well, he's just a sport-season friend, anyhow.
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Sport teachers have a sadistic pleasure by making fun of students. Like, humiliating them, swearing at them, calling them names, belittling them, laughing at them, etc. I can go on forever. You can't say "no" to them when they ask you to play sport. They'll force you to or else you'll be in detention (that's much better than sport, IMO).
When you're tired they'll force you to go back to the field and play. When you miss-catch a ball, the sport teacher will call you "blind" and an "idiot". When you're sick they'll still FORCE you to play no matter what.
These guys have no sympathy at all. Plus, they secretly hate you. They wouldn't mind spanking you to death if the laws allow it. The word "mistake" doesn't appear in their dictionary, see what happens when you make a mistake during a sport lesson (like, forgetting to bring your uniform, not playing according to their roles, etc).
They are bigoted and hateful, and very ignorant too. You'll be hoping to have a sub during a PE lesson.
P.S - Writing lines is much better than doing sport. That's what I like doing (when I don't have my uniform).
Sport teachers have a sadistic pleasure by making fun of students. Like, humiliating them, swearing at them, calling them names, belittling them, laughing at them, etc. I can go on forever. You can't say "no" to them when they ask you to play sport. They'll force you to or else you'll be in detention (that's much better than sport, IMO).
When you're tired they'll force you to go back to the field and play. When you miss-catch a ball, the sport teacher will call you "blind" and an "idiot". When you're sick they'll still FORCE you to play no matter what.
These guys have no sympathy at all. Plus, they secretly hate you. They wouldn't mind spanking you to death if the laws allow it. The word "mistake" doesn't appear in their dictionary, see what happens when you make a mistake during a sport lesson (like, forgetting to bring your uniform, not playing according to their roles, etc).
They are bigoted and hateful, and very ignorant too. You'll be hoping to have a sub during a PE lesson.
P.S - Writing lines is much better than doing sport. That's what I like doing (when I don't have my uniform).
Student: Oh, sir, I can't play no more. My feet are killing me.
Sport teacher: GET BACK TO THE FIELD....NOW!
Student: Please (helplessly).
Sport teacher: Are you deaf!? I said now!
Student: Oh, God!
Sport teacher: GET BACK TO THE FIELD....NOW!
Student: Please (helplessly).
Sport teacher: Are you deaf!? I said now!
Student: Oh, God!
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"Dude, is that girl gay? She just eye fucked the shit out of you."
"She's straight. She's just sport fishing."
"She's straight. She's just sport fishing."
by jforrestfire April 9, 2011
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I'm totally ripped from all the sport sex i've been having with my fuck buddy. It's better than a gym membership!
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