shooting your gun

The act of masturbating. Just another name. When you have shot your gun, you have masturbated. One can use cod perks to further describe their experience, like steady aim, extreme conditioning, or assassin.

-"Yo bro, where were you last night, I didn't see you at the party. Were you shooting your gun??"
-"Yo sorry man I was shooting my gun using extreme conditioning last night to pictures of Kate Upton."
-"Oh don't worry about it man, everyone does it."

by addumUP September 4, 2012

shooting goo.

The act of emptying ones man chamber. Ejaculation.

I can't wait to go home with this months Vogue magazine and end up shooting goo.

by DMR88 November 8, 2013

Sploingable

Sploingable is a term used by professional memers to describe their dankest friend's sister. Similar words include: Sploing, Sploinged and sploinging. To sploing someone is to cum or fuck really hard inside your dankest friend's sister.

It can also be used to describe your dankest friend's sister in a very erotic, sexual manor.

Oi wagwan, your sister is proper sploingable init fam.
Your sister is proper fit so I sploinged here last night.
Jake's sister makes me so horny, I wanna sploing her so hard
*knock knock* Don't come in, your sister is getting a sploinging.

by Ally Kappa June 18, 2017

Schooting

Simply a shorter version of saying school shooting, not an inside joke.

Guy 1.
Did you hear about the florida schooting?
Guy 2.

What?

by HippityHoppityKosovoIsSerbia February 20, 2018

Shooting water (sw)

Explosive unwelcome brown liquid exiting the southernmost sphincter, especially at the most inopportune moment

I couldn't escape my airplane seat in time to avoid shooting water (sw) in my favorite pants, or the nearby security camera

by Wordbabe August 11, 2018

loose shooting

Recklessly ejaculating in a girl you really don't like, possible causing an unwanted pregnancy.

Person One: This cat is crying cause he got (insert name of one night stand woman here) pregnant.

Person Two: Good for his ass he shouldn't have been loose shooting.

by AJames June 11, 2006

kirby shooting

When a woman gets a cream pie then the guy sucks all the cum out. Then blows it back into her ass.

Omg! I cant to wait to give that hot slut her first kirby shooting of cum in her was.

by Satan Tonio texas cowboy July 25, 2016