texas log splitter

your woman stands over your chest in a thong and drops a split load on it.

Texas log splitter is shitting through a thong

by zeke18 June 21, 2006

splinters

an STD made of all the current STDs combined

Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm."

Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"

by bwoodd November 23, 2010

black lives splatter

an amazing game, created by a retard from 4chan.

guy 1: hey wanna come over?
guy 2: nah, i'm staying home and playing the hit game called black lives splatter!

by runte November 14, 2020

Empire State Shitters

A nickname given to brave but hostile hoodlums willing to engage in a highly dangerous prank popular in the early days of this cultural icon before the upper balcony became enclosed for safety.

The lawless Empire State Shitters could be seen hanging their asses off the railing on the top floor of the Empire State Building to take a potentially deadly dump onto the heads of unsuspecting innocents passing on the sidewalk below.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

purple headed bitch splitter

Slang term for the male sex organ.

I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.

by Merlinssceptre September 7, 2006

shit splitter

name for a string bikini or butt thong that is cutting into a woman's ass so bad it would split her shit in two.

Check out the shit splitter that babe is wearing.

by west texan August 2, 2006

Helicopter Splatter

A form of painting where a man dips his penis in a quality paint and proceeds to whip his penis around in a circular propeller motion.

Clockwise helicopter splatter tends to result in a more smooth and even coating, while counter-clockwise often results in a more textured and artistic look.

Circumcised penises hold more paint, similar to a longer nap on a paint roller.

Jane: "I really want to paint my room but I forgot to buy brushes. Too bad I don't have a penis, otherwise I would just helicopter splatter all over this motherfucker."

by CATFOOODS January 29, 2012