turkey splicer

An asshole that is too small

My dick can’t fit in your turkey splicer.

by Wrapitandtapit November 14, 2017

remington slicker

Skanky bitch, tbh

Remington Slicker is a skanky bitch.

by queenbee999 December 5, 2017

rain slicker

A blow job with a condom on

Josh gave Tommy a rain slicker in the kitchen.

by Nickmo29 July 22, 2018

mississippi slicker

A chinstrap beard popularized in the southeastern United States

Why do all the dudes on Grindr sport Mississippi slickers?

by MississippiSlicker May 29, 2020

mississippi slicker

A thin chinstrap beard popular in the southeastern United States.

Why do all the dudes on Grindr sport Mississippi slickers?

by MississippiSlicker May 29, 2020

City Slicker

Also known as "Mr. Park Avenue Manicure", city slickers have three usually drive fancy German cars, and they are often seen wearing Gucci loafers. They are often defined by their lack of farming experience, attempting to plant things such as gummy bears on soil with a PH of 9.6 when they clearly need a 7.8 max.

Person 1: Well well, look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car.
City slicker: This car was made in Guatemala!
Person 2: Well, PARDON US, Mr. "Gucci loafers".
City slicker: I bought these shoes from a hobo!
Person 1: Well, la-dee-da, Mr. "Park Avenue Manicure".
City slicker: I'm sorry, but I believe in good grooming.
Person 3: You ain't gonna grow nothing on the old Simpsons place, that's why yo daddy abandoned it!
City slicker: Oh, what do you know?
Person 3: Well, I know your soil PH is up around 9.6 and you need a 7.8 max.
City slicker: Oh, that's just superstition! You watch me, I'll grow something out there!
Person 3: Not if you're plantin' gummy bears!
City slicker: D'oh!

by Guyfromtotaldrama December 17, 2021

Lickity Splickety

When something needs to be done on a whole new level of lickity split

I need you to get that sombrero for me lickity splickety

by Platinum Factor April 3, 2022