Coochie splatter 

1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company called coochie splatter lemonade

"she bad as fuck and I heard she got that yummy coochie splatter"

Coochie splatter by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019

Baby batter splatter 

When a man ejaculates in or on a woman, greatly increasing the chances of making a baby

We were having sex, and I knew I needed the Plan B pill after I felt his baby batter splatter

Baby batter splatter by AlpacaSheerer February 28, 2021

shanghai splatter 

Spalshes of excrement that end up on the upper echelons of the toilet, post a very large and wet diarrhea experience.

Wow Beesha, that was a huge turd, it's gonna take Hilma forever to clean up that shanghai splatter you left on the toilet bowl.

shanghai splatter by LottieEB January 1, 2009

baby splatter 

1. The insides of an infant spread over a large area, i.e. a wall or the ground.

2. Baby poo

3. The remains of a baby after being dropped off a plane.

1. We walked into the room to discover a wall covered in baby splatter.

2. He stepped in baby splatter.

3. After a long walk through the forest, the Jeffersons were shocked to find their car covered in baby splatter.

baby splatter by SmallPox2601 July 4, 2008

ass splatter 

The spray painting of one's bowels on the backside of a toilet bowl and underside of toilet seat.

Man, I went to the public restroom and there was some serious ass splatter on the toilet. So I took a piss instead.

ass splatter by piratemaxx February 15, 2009

chocolate shotgun splatter 

The brown speckles left on the public toliet seat after a good projectile dump.

Yo. check it. There was some pee stains on that comode in REI.I didn't want to sit on, so I just ass levatated and blasted the comode with a chocolate shotgun splatter

chocolate shotgun splatter by jvermin December 28, 2007

seattle splatter 

When a person hangs from a chandelier and drops a massive dump onto someone’s chest waiting patiently below

person1: "You ready down there?"
person2: "Bring it on!!!"
person1: "GERONIMO!!!!"
person2: "Good God! That was one hell of a Seattle Splatter! It's Fucking Everywhere!!"

seattle splatter by Rah9090 March 3, 2014