Kate Spade Handbag

Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.

David mate you're her Kate Spade handbag, I'm 100% sure your birds a dyke.

Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?

Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!

by phallicconnoisseur June 27, 2019

Spade

A offensive nickname for a african american

''oi you fuckin spade why grassin on me!''

by sweet jesus July 21, 2006

Ace of Spades

Aromantic asexual. These are people who feel neither romantic nor sexual attraction.

"So you're an ace of spades? Cool. Me too."

by SylphofRage May 10, 2015

Spaded

Being totally sh*t faced
Being SRH'd the F*ck out. Hence the <> spade.

Or also used as in faded off spice.

Bro you see all that SRH shit he had on, straight up spaded.

Smoked some bowls and killed some brass monkey man we were spaded.

Damn that spice was bomb, got me spaded

by 51505150 June 11, 2010

womens tattoo ace of spades

it is well known that white women get a spade or ace of spades tattoo to show they like black men. It is a calling card basically.

well known in the interraccial dating scene women use the ace of spades or spade tattoo.womens tattoo ace of spades.

by tattoo weekly report May 2, 2008

spaded

Being high and drunk at the same time.

damn i got so spaded at the party last night

by shabo June 7, 2007

Brian Slade

The androgynous, sexy, self-destructive glam rock superstar that happens to be the main character in Todd Haynes' movie Velvet Goldmine. That's what you get when you mix 75% David Bowie and 25% Dorian Gray. Also known as his stage alter-ego Maxwell Demon. Played by beautiful Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Bowie fan: Isn't David Bowie awesome?
"Velvet Goldmine" fan: Yeah, but I prefer Brian Slade.
Bowie fan: Erm, that guy doesn't exist, he's just a bad copy of Ziggy Stardust.
"V. G." fan: I don't care, he's freaking awesome!

by Rashi101 November 16, 2010