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Speedy Gonzalez

When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants.
Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez

She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"
by Juicy Jaekwon May 13, 2014
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Speedy B

When she gives you a blowjob but you dont have much time so you have to make it quick
Her Dad was going to be home soon so she gave me a speedy B.
by DollaBill138 July 4, 2019
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Speedy McReedy

Speedy McReedy is the formal term used when a person or animal reaches a speed which most find unattainable (Usually around 100 MPH).
โ€œYo, my guy just hit that Speedy McReedyโ€
by RestMcArms July 8, 2019
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Speedys

National use creator code speedys in the fortnite item shop
Use code speedys in the item shop
by Speedys October 26, 2019
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Speedy Gonzales

While the term Speedy Gonzales has roots in the Mexican community that may be of questionable benefit to them culturally, and is well-known north of the border as a mouse of extraordinary prowess in making Sylvester the cat look foolish, he was also the subject of a 1962 song by Pat Boone, where he is a playboy leaving his family in the lurch, and a rarer song by The Wurzels, where he is located in Somerset, UK, with the same problem, but "anglicized".
Speedy Gonzales as a British bad boy ends up having to get British groceries instead of Mexican ones, gets green stamps with his scrumpy (hard cider), etc. It is quite a giggle, as are most of The Wurzels songs.
by Geekausaurus September 15, 2013
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Speedy

When you slide your dick into your partners vagina very swiftly with great wetness and is very sexually satisfying, Chances are, if you do it on your partner theyโ€™ll be a Moana lisa
I pulled a speedy on her last night and she proposed to me the next morning
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Speedy McManiac

Someone who is really, really fast!
Sarah is such a Speedy McManiac at running!!! Look at her go!
by Ikosana March 24, 2008
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