by Bobby Honks February 6, 2023
Get the speedy gonzales baby dobahmug. 
A real or fictional person who is capable of moving or performing an act at an above average speed, and uses that skill for the purpose of humor.
"Wow, how did he catch us all so easily." "I know right, and he had a smirk the whole time, what a speedy boi."
by TabsTheGreat November 7, 2019
Get the speedy boimug. When the passenger of a car gives a handjob to the driver whose pumping increases as the speed of the car increases. One must stop driving the stick shift if stopped at a red light. Usually the love juice ends up on the dash. If however the sticky substance lands on the windshield it may referred to as a hobo carwash. This doesn't not apply to road dome or any of the variants.
Yo Mike just bought some new armor all wipes for his car his girlfriend gave him one messy speedy Gonzalez
She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"
She says to me "the faster you go the faster I go"
by Juicy Jaekwon May 13, 2014
Get the Speedy Gonzalezmug. To slip your dick in your partners vagina very quickly but however it must be very wet and Fast to qualify as a speedy
Theyโre also make your girl moan like the moana Lisa and Can make her squirt if done properly and every girl should get a chance to experience a speedy
Theyโre also make your girl moan like the moana Lisa and Can make her squirt if done properly and every girl should get a chance to experience a speedy
Hey Jessica want me to pull a speedy tonight?
Jessica: yes, please!
(A few hours later)
*Moaning and squirting everywhere*
Jessica: yes, please!
(A few hours later)
*Moaning and squirting everywhere*
by ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ช ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐ค July 19, 2022
Get the pull a speedymug. Speedy Readie is the legend himself who devotes his life to protecting people from the amazon and all the plants in it. As the Amazon tries to invade England Speedy Readie must fight off all the plants
by Kasa Jizo September 12, 2018
Get the Speedy Readiemug. Wrap-around, sports style sunglasses popularised in the late 00โs by blokes dealing mad truckie goey and womanising Australian spin bowlers
โOi cunt grab us a pair of speedies from the Puma when ya go an get ya snag roll and mango ice Gatoโ
by 3mflatty August 17, 2019
Get the Speediesmug.