sperch

a very, very short speech such as given at an awards show.

His acceptance was so brief, it was more of a sperch than an actual speech.

by bearlson February 8, 2009

speech mack

the act of hooking up at a speech/debate tournament. Hooking up is a very broad term in this sense.

Dude, I got some nice speech mack last night.

by LVRF99 October 22, 2009

Spechie

The act of sexually massaging your significant other's eyeball with your hands, mouth, and toes.

That girl gave me a spechie behind school

by Doctor Cumsock December 15, 2016

The Greatest Speech of All Time

Nothing will ever top this one. We have reached the peak of human intelligence. The only way going forward from here as a society is down because the peak is behind us.

The Greatest Speech of All Time-

*inserts chewing tobacco into lip*
*leaves room to make speech*
*spits into bottle*
"Shutruk-Nakhunte, is anyone familiar with him? If not, let me tell you. He was a damn king, sovereign of the land of Elam, destroyer of Sippar, but Shutruk-Nakhunte ain't in no history books. You may ask why, well let me tell you! Great ambition and conquest without contribution is meaningless. What will your contribution be? How will you make an impact?! How will history remember you?!! Shutruk-Nakhunte, utterly forgotten, king of nothing. Thank you, everybody, don't become complacent hooah."
*walks back into room*
*audience stands in shock and awe at what just happened; some shit themselves, and the smell is atrocious*
*luckily, there's a few trash cans to catch the shit before it gets all over the floor*

by Nazeem February 5, 2021

Free Speech

The double standard many human beings don't understand.

Person 1: "I have free speech, so shut up!"

Person 2: "Sounds like The Free Speech Maneuver... "

by K.A.L.E August 30, 2014

speachless

Speachless is the extremely common way to improperly spell the word speechless.

Billy is a retard, he wrote the word speechless with an 'ea' instead of how it's actually spelled, with two e's. Speachless is how retards spell it.

by yitzhak25898891486322256 November 19, 2010

Spech

Spech is a basic bitch with no personality, they are usually sporty with long blond hair and are the most popular people at school (even though everyone talks shit about them behind their back). Spech's are only interested in things mainstream and popular. Spech's look so similar you can barely tell them apart, especially as they travel in groups (called a spech gang). Spech is a term adopted by a particular group of these basic girls.

Sara: See those basic girls over there?
Kenzie: The ones with the matching Adidas bags and Starbucks lattes?
Sara: Yeah, they call themselves the spech gang.

by NoOneHereAnymore April 22, 2018