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Spech is a basic bitch with no personality, they are usually sporty with long blond hair and are the most popular people at school (even though everyone talks shit about them behind their back). Spech's are only interested in things mainstream and popular. Spech's look so similar you can barely tell them apart, especially as they travel in groups (called a spech gang). Spech is a term adopted by a particular group of these basic girls.
Sara: See those basic girls over there?
Kenzie: The ones with the matching Adidas bags and Starbucks lattes?
Sara: Yeah, they call themselves the spech gang.
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by NoOneHereAnymore December 26, 2017
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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