swangle

The act of swangling is when you have obtained something in a peculiar way

The combination of swag and wangle creates swangle

"I managed to swangle a bunch of films from Joe"
"Swangle me something better than that!"

by phil j September 12, 2006

Spungle

To mentally and physically obliterate one's anus by shoving a slingy hand so far up there, that blood poor out, with a little poop, although gross, it is now no longer a slingy hand, but is a part of their body.

Hey Tim, I heard that bitch got spungled last night.

by Violence February 18, 2018

spangled

off ya ed wiv drugs n dat

tekin couple ov pills n beer

by laura n kerry 05 September 25, 2005

Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis

The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.

Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*

by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018

Spangly'ding

Slang for guitar, otherwise used to describe string instruments.
Originated from a small village in North Wales known as Llanfa' (short for Llanfairfechan).

H'yo Stoiv, mind if I 'ave a go on your spangly'ding

by Buck March 14, 2005

spandle

those bizarre exercise outfits women sometimes wear that feature a thong over spandex pants.

Monica's spandle really started to chaffe after an hour on the eliptical.

by the moody booze August 5, 2008

Skangley Wagons

an intoxicated broad at a party that cannot comprehend how ugly her appearance really is to any sex orientated gender. at a level between hammered/black out drunk she will occasionally get some from a person you know as a desperate last resort; a female cum dumpster

"Check out steve getting on the skangley wagon!"

"If you had to choose one of those skangley wagons, which one would it be?"

by William Crumheart November 1, 2011