competitive solitaire

the game you can play when you go to "heaven"

wilbur: do you want to play competitive solitaire with me tommy?

tommy: you are weird wilbur.

by slinger may i say March 10, 2021

Super Solitary

Solitary Confinement with even more sensory deprivation.

Inmate (currently in Solitary): Yo, what up?
Guard: Shut up, or I'll put you in Solitary!
Inmate: But I'm already in Solitary!
Guard: Then I'll put you in SUPER SOLITARY!
Inmate: NO! Please, not that!

by drivingdudefromnowhere May 1, 2022

Ahmed soliman

A goofy looking guy from Egypt that fell in love with a beautiful American blonde.

Also a term used for a man that married a woman out of his league.

Wow, the bride is so beautiful, the groom sure pulled off an Ahmed Soliman.

by SRS January 22, 2024

Sock Solitaire

The game of matching socks after doing laundry with the rarely achieved goal of matching.

Unlike a fixed deck of cards, sock solitaire involves the added thrill of overcoming entropy and chaos to have all socks reunited in a single batch of laundry.

by DrTortoise September 9, 2025

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020