shemanita

Shemanita is a woman who is overlooked. Her name might seem messed up, but that doesn't define her. She is beautiful and hardworking, and couldn't be complete without her dimples. She loves reading, spelling, and bragging about her vocabulary. She loves justice, and can sometimes be a math whiz. Her temper is short, but she will always come back and apologize. She always puts her kids and family before herself. Watch out, because she is a Karen.

Person: Hey! Shemanita, have you gone back to school to work on that law degree?
Shemanita: Not yet! I have to finish raising these kiddos!

by QueenSkittles May 6, 2020

"get rich quick" scheme that really works

Simple --- just publish a book that merely **claims** to tell you how to "get rich quick", sell lots of copies to greedy naive hopefuls, and then retire to a posh villa in Tahiti on the royalties.

I have developed a "get rich quick" scheme that really works, but you'll hafta shell out a small fortune for my book and da related materials in order to succeed.

by QuacksO September 2, 2018

ponzu scheme

any scheme or crafty plan involving ponzu sauce.

I got caught up in a ponzu scheme. My hama kama is ruined! Along with my whole vida.

by emmpanadas September 6, 2013

shemale address

A single email address for both a man and woman in a relationship that uses both of their names. Users of shemale addresses are typicallly so disgustingly conjoined that they have forgotten that they have individual identities. Shemale address users also often do not sign their emails so that you as a recipient do not even have a clue as to the actual identity of the sender.

I just got an email from [e-mail] inviting me to a party, and I don't know if it is going to be tupperware sales party or a killer kegger since it came from their shemale address!

by Snap_at_you! October 20, 2008

shem

To be a clown. Act like an idiot. To get kicked out of a bar or club

Ron your a shem, you left Shaf at the Greek.

by MBbbbbb March 28, 2008

shemale ZERO

Genderfuck synthpop-junk one-man band from Bulgaria.

J: Hey, where ware you last night bro?
D: I was on that freaky live with shemale ZERO.

by Nikotina Iovcheva February 1, 2008

shemail

S.H.Email - Sexy, Hot, Email

An email sent with the intention to get the recipiant all hot and horny to the point of desiring to have sex with the email sender.

"Last night I sent out three shemails and I got a hit on every one of them."

"Hey babe, let's get it on tonight, where do you want to meet?"

shemails often includes explicit text inappropriate for public internet viewing by minors....you know what I mean.

by wheezil September 8, 2007