sneaky hastert

A sneaky Hastert involves performing an unwelcome sexual act, under the pretense of performing some other helpful action. The name comes from former house speaker Dennis Hastert, who allegedly molested members of a wrestling team he coached, under the pretense of assisting with the treatment of sport related injuries.

Person A: My groin cramped up in wrestling practice again, and the coach offered to help me stretch it out.

Person B: Oh, that was helpful.

Person A: It would have been, but while I was writing in pain, he jacked me off and fingered my asshole, then ran away while laughing maniacally and sniffing his fingers.

Person B: Ah, the old sneaky Hastert.

Person A: Yeah, I feel so violated.

by butlerj June 15, 2016

sneaky juice

A mixed drink consisting of an entire Mio Energy emptied into a handle of the cheapest vodka you can find.

"Aw man, that sneaky juice was a bad idea last night."

by ALL_CAPS_SHOCK_NAME March 5, 2015

Sneaky Cumsooka

When your boyfriend says he's edging but he's not.

"How was your date with Tim last night?"
"Well he said he'd pull out... but all he pulled was a sneaky cumsooka on me."
"Ew"

by Miezhaus April 7, 2020

Sneaky Reachy

When a man gets a boner at an inappropriate time and his significant other sneakily relives him.

Baby i got morning wood but our kid is in the room could you reach under the covers and give me a sneaky reachy?

by Hope and Kyle March 1, 2011

Sneaky Pelican

The act of catching and inserting a live fish into a woman's vagina (without her knowing). Thereby making the woman orgasm due to the violent vibrations by the squirming fish.

p.s. beware of the spiny dorsal fin...

"Dude when I took Angie down to the wharf last night, I finished the job with a sneaky pelican."

by Al E. April 23, 2008

Sneaky Beaver

An extremely sneaky person. Synonymous with Slippery Pickle.

Puckett: Wow! Neighbor is quite the sneaky beaver. You never know when or where he will pop up.

by proseb4hos May 24, 2009

sneaky indian

While having sex with a woman doggy-style, you, as quickly as possible, pull out of her vagina and insert your penis into her asshole. At the same time, you reach forward and cover and uncover her mouth with your hand. The desired effect is that when she yelps out of suprise and pain at your cock in her asshole, the covering and uncovering of her mouth will create a sound not unlike an Indian's War cry.

Wild Bear gave Crazy Beaver the old Sneaky Indian last night, she hasn't spoken to him since.

by Daniel Westergard December 23, 2004