nut smudge

That little tuft of fur on the edge of your bottom lip. It looks like someone rubbed their nuts on your face and left pubic hair in that spot.

Dude, what is with that guy's nut smudge? I dont know man, facial hair like that just looks bad.

by 8baller October 12, 2013

ass smudge

When an offensively fat individual sits down on the toilet, misses the centre and leaves a gross shit stain on the back edge of the toilet seat.

Timmy: I swear if Simon leaves one more ass smudge on the toilet seat I'm going to flip.
Craig: Man he can't help it, he huge.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016

Dutch Smudge

When someone tries to Dutch Oven someone and they accidentally push cotton and smear the bed with Dutch Smudge Fudge.

Dude 1: Dude, did you dick Deborah?
Dude 2: No dude, in fact I dug myself into some deep doodoo.
Dude 1: What Happened?
Dude 2: Dude, yesterday i totally tried to Dutch Oven Deborah, but I left a Dutch Smudge in her bed.

by duderegan March 24, 2022

smudgie

A frozen desert or snack consisting of a mix of banana and peanut butter, sandwiched between two graham crackers.

Let's make smudgies for the picnic.

by hankgtp July 9, 2009

Smudged

when you rub your hand on your pussy or ass and then rub your hand in your partner's face

my boyfriend was getting on my nerves so i smudged him

by haynbowla July 20, 2010

smudge cunt

When a woman has been having sex many times for atleast 2-3 days or more and hasnt bathed or washed her vagina

After three days in the hotel room, dan asked her to wash her smudge cunt so he could go downtown

by Spennyboo April 13, 2009

smudding

not nearly as awesome as the name implies, the high school act of eating pudding and smores with your friends while watching movies which, in all honesty, arent that great

guy 1: damn, julie wants to go smudding again.

Guy 2: i'd bail, there's no action there

by orsngutan tang February 27, 2010