Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium

Ronald McDonald's department store where child molesters get their Smegma to smoke with their Walmart brand Bongs

Shrek opened up a kiosk selling weed at Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium

by Shrexyshrek May 30, 2015

Smegma

Morning breakfast

Black guy: mmmmm i looove breakfast
Arabic guy: i put so much smegma in there
Black guy: i love your smegma

by istriveforporn July 23, 2024

Smegma cube

When you get a toothpick rub it around your foreskin and gather all of the smegma you have been saving up and shape it into a cube.
You can eat it for a snack.

Yo let’s make a smegma cube and save it for the UFC fights later.

by SFJah October 18, 2025

Smegma

Connor, Andrew, and Brady’s band.

“damn have you heard of smegma, they’re my favorite”

by chefcanyon January 15, 2022

smegma

a word first found on a garfield t shirt from a cheap website. it means the fluids that build up under your foreskin.

"if i get circumcised, where will i keep my smegma?"

by allan the cakeman June 10, 2021

What the smegma

A phrase used to emphasize surprise, similar to “WTF” or “WTH”. In addition to a surprise element, it adds a rather disgusting emotional response.

Is that your mom’s prolapsed butthole? What the smegma!

by Evola May 12, 2024

aluminated smegma shake

When a man with his pubes shaved into the form of a hitler stash jumps on a trampoline shaking his smegma everywhere smacking every dwarf in town.

My friend Jim got hit with Tylers aluminated smegma shake.

by ScottLilDong December 14, 2016