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herpy slurp

Wait until you're significant other has a herpy breakout on there crotch and suck the juice out of their blisters.
Last night I gave a hooker a herpy slurp.
by cumballs69 January 18, 2017
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bean slurping

This is when you go down on your woman and your sucking so hard on her clit, making a slurping noise, causing it to vibrate in a very pleasurable mannor for the woman; causing her to purrrrr with pleasure.
Ah dude! Last night I was bean slurping the misses so hard that the sheets were sopping wet with pleasure.
by Nobby’s Nuts December 6, 2017
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vaginal slurp

that sound her vag makes when you pull out too fast
Bro I was about to blow my load and went to pull out, she was so tight she had a vaginal slurp!
by Abs jags October 24, 2015
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slurping boob

The act of your boyfriend slurping on a chilled Dr. Pepper while fondling your left and right breasts and dry humping you... hard.
I could really use a slurping boob right about now.
by ineedachris February 15, 2010
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e-slurp

A complimentary post made about a popular forum user in the hopes of gaining favor or standing in the forum. Sycophantic wannabe's ploy.
"Nice e-slurp. You going to be his maid too?"
by pryderi February 10, 2007
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sack-slurping

adj. (insult); the oral manipulation of a scrotum with the mouth; see also "cocksucking". sack=scrotum + slurping=to eat in a fashion that produces large amounts of noise and saliva
The bastard that sold me this shitty weed is a sack slurpin' asshole!
by diegest March 18, 2003
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Turkey Slurp

Making a Turkey Gobble sound while giving a blow job.
by Landon A. September 29, 2007
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