Slurp-n-Turf 

When someone asks for a sip of your drink, you leave a piece of food (usually meat) in your straw so that they get a mouthful with their first swig!

That guy asked for a taste of my coke, and gagged after he got some vintage slurp-n-turf.

Slurp-n-Turf by Niseyman March 28, 2009

slurp and burp 

A generic name for a cheap fast food place that serves greasy food.

I was in a hurry, so I stopped into the slurp and burp to grab a bit on the way home.

slurp and burp by Libertine October 3, 2005

Slurp Juice 

the ancient drink of the gods. you can only consume this substance if you have a higher understanding than the average mortal. it also grants you shield along with health if times are tough.

Jesus Christ: Aye nigga you got a slurp juice? this fag keeps tagging me.

God: yea bruh just take my minis instead though.

Slurp Juice by Jdjzodndodnj November 1, 2018

Slurp Durp 

A drink that only takes a minute to make. All you have to do is add water and pop it into the microwave for three minutes. It tastes like a drop of heaven with every mouthful, far superior to cup noodles.

I think slurp durp is the best thing ever invented.

Slurp Durp by Funkenation July 9, 2011

Slurp juice 

When you stick a straw in a random horny homeless persons ass and you suck right on there ass hole with shit flying up the straw

I gave your mum a slurp juice

Slurp juice by Dis sack 203 April 2, 2019

Slurp n Turf 

When a female fucks up bad enough to warrant reparations, paid out by the act of cooking a fillet naked, then as the male eats said fillet, proceeds to "slurp" the males cock.

Bob's wife got too drunk and gave out her number at a bar, so she had to give a Slurp n Turf to Bob.

Slurp n Turf by gmss February 6, 2013

slurp-o-saurus

A woman under the age of 30 who takes pride in the fact she has no gag-reflex. She will get you off 100% of the time and will stop at nothing to make sure you're satisfied. However, she sucks away 1% of your soul, but adds 1yr to your life everytime you orgasm. (Also, legs may stop working for 5-10 minutes post nut) Careful.

Don't drive Susan home bro, she's a slurp-o-saurus. She gave me roadhead last week and I almost wrecked my car because my damn legs stopped working!

slurp-o-saurus by Sloppynukes May 7, 2018