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Damn man, This shit slaps! 

Explanation 1: When you're referring to a very nice song/music.
Explanation 2: You just got slapped by a c h i l d.
1: Damn man, This shit slaps!

2: Agreed my guy, I also am lovin' it.

Pyro-noxious Slabs 

A hazardous, geologic event wherein a hyper-accelerating flow of highly concentrated, sulfur infused volcanic magma builds, cools and intermittently cracks, avulsing into jaggedly uniform, mobilzed 'slabs' of densely toxic rock formations. In rare and unique environmental conditions, migratory slabs have been observed to spontaneously combust into abounding flames upon impact with proximate flora, fauna and curious homosapien onlookers, resulting in a enveloping expulsion of sulfuric cinder chards and respiratory impairing, noxious fumes.
1. "Did you see how the lava formed into 'Pyro-noxious Slabs' when it came down the side of of the volcano, cooling in rhythmic waves as it hit the ocean water's edge?"

2. "I still can't believe that Drew was instantaneously incinerated into a sulfuric plume of ash when that 'Pyro-noxious Slab' chased after him while he was trying to take pictures!"
A hard slap of the hand to someone's head or face, like Moe from the 3 Stooges would deliver.
"Man, when Stan gets here I'm gonna Moe Slap! the hell outa him!!!"
Moe Slap! by unstable bob January 4, 2008

pensioners slap 

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.
Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

Tee tee slap 

When a male slaps a woman with his limp penis in the face, causing a slapping sound.
I love to get out of the shower, walk up to my girlfriend and give her a good tee tee slap to the face.
Tee tee slap by Queenaquanesha January 23, 2012
The art of slapping fire out of a person is to give said person an intense slap that will leave their face red for an extended period of time.
Guy 1-" yo you see that mothafucka giving me that crooked eye"

Guy 2-" yea homeboys grilling dumb hard right now"

Guy 1-"if he keeps it up ima slap fire outta him"