Slappy McBigmac

1. When someone throws a BigMac on the floor, then is slapped in the face for doing so.

2. When someone is slapped in ones face then a Bigmac is thrown at the person.

"Yeah, Sean did get a slappy McBigmac'd last night"

by Kevlar83 March 6, 2010

Meat Slappy

When a male (or transvestite) cums on anothers person dick while they are slapping a cow in the far right utter while a person that weighs 250-369 is jerking the utter for milk.

"Dude look at that meat slappy going on over there...It's so awesome!"

by jareddd h April 24, 2010

slappy nappy

if having a tough time falling asleep, you masturbate until you then fall asleep.

Josh "what you so happy about?"

Robert "just had me a slappy nappy."

Josh "you cum?"

Robert "dur."

by haunted_milksteak November 1, 2011

Clappy slappy

The clappy slappy is a big red juicy dick slap do the eyes

Clappy slappy, you are a failed abortion so your parents sold you to us as a sex slave. Now let me get my dildo belt

by Daddy lick me February 11, 2019

Slappy McPurple Lips

A player who is on the New York Yankee$ who wears purple lipstick during every baseball game he plays, and likes to slap balls out of peoples hand.

Slappy McPurple Lips likes to slap balls because thats the only way they can beat the Red Sox.

by Budd April 11, 2005

Slappy Pappy

To hit your grandfather in the face with your jewels. ;)

I just did a slappy pappy and he grounded me for two weeks! I don't think he gets the joke!

by kyleBUTT October 3, 2008

Slappy

The original land creature, it has short little body and can be seen in elves. The primary reason for normal size racism.

Slappy just beached up again.
Slappy can't get back in the water because it body is to small.
Slappy created a mud cathedral, its all good.

by ftlqed January 20, 2011