Slappy de spanky spree 

Overly obsessed with bootie that you're on a continuous rampage and can't stop. Mostly a joke I made up about the infamous rapper 69.

"6ix9ine is on a slappy de spanky spree"
"I lost it and now I'm on a slappy de spanky spree"

Slappy de spanky spree by Skilastic April 2, 2022

Slappy Syndrome 

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women

"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"

Slappy Syndrome by Ilove11 February 6, 2023

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy 

To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)

“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”

Slappy Crappy No-Nappy by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023

slappy whore 

a disgusting little bint who wants hand marks up her arse like the little disgusting fuck she is

"oi youre a slappy whore"
"cheers mate"

slappy whore by anticyvonne October 4, 2023

slappy cock

The best DJ of the century, Crusty cock juices too

Slappy cock has crusty balls

slappy cock by yufgawf December 28, 2023

Slappy Granny 

A dirty old Goon who makes slapping noises tapping it’s old punani

That old Slappy Granny is making loud noises

Slappy Granny by Carlos de la Cerda February 3, 2024

Slappy Man 

A large inflatable tube with arms to mimic a humanoid shape, usually made with brightly-colored synthetic fabric and cartoon facial features. It is generally used as an advertising gimmick outside of storefronts due to the attention it draws with its wavy motions caused by moving air.

We saw a 20 foot orange Slappy Man outside the mattress store advertising a clearance sale.

Slappy Man by CritMagnet February 8, 2024