Chase-shifter: Someone who is constantly running around and changing without any regard to previous commitments, nuances, or things that at one time they may have somehow convinced themselves that they wanted.
Usually, the are missing fingers due to prior mafia bonds prematurely severed.
Usually, the are missing fingers due to prior mafia bonds prematurely severed.
"Dude, that guy just chase-shifted so fast that I think he forgot to remember his keys... and his integrity."
Chase-shifters are hard to keep track of - one minute they want educational reform, the next they want to control a dictatorship.
Chase-shifters are hard to keep track of - one minute they want educational reform, the next they want to control a dictatorship.
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verb.
1)To blend in/push in with other people, generally to ones advantage. A sifter is one who sifts, and is generally looked down on.
2) To come on to/ spade someone without any encouragement.
1)To blend in/push in with other people, generally to ones advantage. A sifter is one who sifts, and is generally looked down on.
2) To come on to/ spade someone without any encouragement.
1)Hey, that guy just sifted into the queue. That's not fair, we've been waiting far longer than that sifter.
2) Ew, Kelsey won't leave me alone. He's such a sifty bastard.
2) Ew, Kelsey won't leave me alone. He's such a sifty bastard.
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a term used to describe a woman that when engaged in sex shifts her body in such a way that breaks a man's penis.
The woman could be a sadist or just an inexperienced, sex-crazed lunatic.
Empirical evidence shows that they are a very clear and very present danger to dicks everywhere. You've been warned.
a term used to describe a woman that when engaged in sex shifts her body in such a way that breaks a man's penis.
The woman could be a sadist or just an inexperienced, sex-crazed lunatic.
Empirical evidence shows that they are a very clear and very present danger to dicks everywhere. You've been warned.
Doctor: "What have we got"
Nurse: "Another fractured penis"
Doctor: "Good God! This is the seventh case this week. We have a serial shifter on the loose!"
Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is fine."
Guy 2: "You don't want none. That's a shifter if I ever saw one."
Nurse: "Another fractured penis"
Doctor: "Good God! This is the seventh case this week. We have a serial shifter on the loose!"
Guy 1: "Damn, that girl is fine."
Guy 2: "You don't want none. That's a shifter if I ever saw one."
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