simp

when you run out of demeaning words to call somebody, you call them a shimp. u can call someone a shimp for many various reasons such as backing out of a plan, ditching their friends for a girl, and willing to do anything for the coujee

You: Yo Gavin why is Judson being simp today
Gavin: idk man but I think I'm a simp too for ditching y'all to study with a random chick yesterday

by irakli123 March 13, 2019

simp

adj. a nerd or stupid ass person. simpleton
It can also describe a sympathetic person, usually a guy who preys on emotional girls; sympathet

This word can be used for anything really.

1. Brett is such a fuckin' simp.

2. Could that person be anymore of a simp!

3. "Tim are you gonna jump off that cliff?"

"No!!"

"C'mon ya simp!!"

by Hammy Sagar December 28, 2005

simp

In Arthur C. Clarke's Rama, simps are super chimps, genetically enhanced simians that weigh less than 30kg, consume half the oxygen and food needed by a human, but can do the job of 2.75 men in domestic affairs, elementary cooking, tool transportation and a dozen other routine tasks.

Endeavour's simps are Blackie, Blondie, Goldie and Brownie.

by Felipe February 21, 2004

simp

anybody who’s name is Corey

is your name Corey? Major simp

by beanbun April 4, 2020

simp

an acronym for the famous american cartoon phineas and ferb’s hit song squirrels in my pants

chad 1: you know what my favorite song is?
chad 2: oh bro what is it?
chad 1: SIMP!

chad 2: oh from phoneas and fern?
chad 1: simp

by gingiplier February 20, 2020

simp

Someone who will go through far lengths to please a girl, mainly to get laid.

Damn man, he's a simp

by ayyhoe May 7, 2020

simp

ANDREW

girl:my friends name is andrew
other girl: he is a simp

by fakethot78420 May 15, 2020