Simon

Danish Boi, NASCAR and F1 fan, Lover of Callum Illott and other things, fan of cars, user of twitter, discord and Instagram. Good mate and former LTN Stan
Simon is a really great friend :)
by racingflxmes October 25, 2020
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Simon is a pretty good looking dude but is such a fucking player!
Girl one: "have you dated Simon?"
Girl two: "ya last Saturday wbu?"
Girl one "oh since this Friday"
by sksskskks February 25, 2019
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Simon is also lemeonade
Simon is the best
by FINESIX January 24, 2020
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He’s the guy also frequently known as the retard
Guy 1: Look there’s simon
Guy 2: oh he’s a retard
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Fucks emilo and sucks his dick

Simon has so small dick you need very big glasses to see his and emilo helps with that by being bisexual so simon doesn't feel sad
Emilo: simon please suck it hard ill pay good

Simon: fine only cuz i need to pay for food
by Whatisthisfuck October 22, 2019
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major douche bag. doesnt care about anyone but himslef. acts super cool but on the inside he cannot stand himself. always trying to impress everyone with his wealth but the truth is no one cares. he thinks he is so popular and loved but secretly no one wants to hang out with him. absolute idiot and selfish human
me: hi mike i cannot wait until you come to my house after school.
simon: hey why arent i invited! you guyts should come to my mansion, ill show you my iphone 11 pro and mydads cars.
by livelifexx December 30, 2019
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Simone is a one in a kind stoner girl. She is a bitch if you get on her bad side but she is a very good friend if you are respected by her. Simone is the top dawg, don't mess with her or you will end of in the hospital. She spends most of her time vaping and smoking weed with her friends. She is an amazing person when you get to know her. She is usually a tall, thicc girl who has long black braided hair. She has all the boys begging for a session.
Skylar: I’m going to steal Simone’s weed stash
Mackenna: Go for it if you want to get a concussion, thats Simone for you.
by sss66677 July 18, 2019
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