Schmooping

The act of not doing your homework and finding answers on Schmoop.

He never did the homework and was finally caught schmooping.

by Kei88 May 18, 2017

Shooping

When pat and Jen tried to say shopping

Imma go shooping

by Add me onInsta @arkansasstrong February 20, 2019

Smooping

The unwelcome fantasy of making out while stationed on the toilet. Depending on your carnality, this may lead to various excretive dilemmas, ie, sliding along the walls, ceiling or floorboards, leakage of fecal matter onto the tiles below

“Ah shit, I smooped on the toilet seat again”

“I had a dream of smooping last night with you. It was great, ma”

by YB Better + Ratio December 19, 2021

shmoovingtons

Having plans, Somewhere To Go, Reservations

Moves > shmooves + ington = shmoovingtons

Friend 1: "I'm hitting the club then the after"
Friend 2: "Oh shmoovingtons goin down"

by ztrafe May 28, 2025

Shmoobing

Loitering around or otherwise doing nothing usefull

STOP SHMOOBING AROUND YOU IDIOT BE USEFULL

by TastaturKaempfer July 12, 2025

shooping

shaving and pooping at the same time

i wish i had a mirror while i was shooping

by goat45 December 19, 2025

Shmooving

Shooting and Moving

were Shmooving out of here - Boss 01-01-2026

by icerun January 1, 2026