shitfaced

Getting drunk as fuck and making a fool of yourself

Leo: Where the fuck did Mateo go?

Jarod: He’s shitfaced right now. It’s 2 AM and he’s running through the hotel hallways in his boxers holding two fire extinguishers.

by Japnigga July 2, 2019

Shittapuss

Derived from the action wiping ones anus from back to front....also known as scraping ones excrements from anus to the vaginal canal!

Cody : what happened to that chick you had with you?
Alex : after the stain on my couch and the smell i can't get off my finger i needed a break. We're going out later though..
Cody : sounds like a real shittapuss!

by Paul trembley April 23, 2019

Shitface

The fact that you found this.

Shitface

by iddunno January 30, 2021

Shitface

Nice name to call someone when you like them.

Felicia "Hi shitface <3"
Max "Hello :)"

by Thick dick daddy 27 June 18, 2021

shitfaced bitch

every single person in the fucking world... except for the ones you like obviously

"what a shitfaced BITCH!!!"

by summer<3 December 7, 2021

shitfanner

A person who likes to throw shit out into the the air, instead of quietly burying it.

Pssh, here comes dragonwall, he's a shitfanner. Don't let him know this shit, or things would get ugly.

by thedudediego2009 September 23, 2009

Shitfaded

Similar to shitfaced for alcohol but with weed.

"Hey are you at Josh's house yet?"
"Ya man,we're so shitfaded Josh can't walk properly"

Lawrence smoked 4 bowls.. He was Shitfaded

by Swaggang July 13, 2011