Shark

Another name we like to use in reference to Po-Po, or Police. They drive around all slow, hide in the dark, and wait for unsuspecting prey to go by. Then they dart out after them, chase them down, and completely ruin their day by giving them a stupid ticket for something.

"Man, watch out, there's a Shark over there, parked around the corner. Slow down..."

by Shelbykitty March 6, 2009

Shark

A person who cracked a joke no one laughed at.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was amazing.

Shark: Your mom was amazing last night too.

Guy #2: Shark.

Dude #1: Your gay.

Shark: Your dad is gay.

Dude #2: Shark.

by The Jock 17 August 10, 2010

shark

A big, sketchy sea-beast

That shark scared the shit out of me, it's a big sketchy sea-beast.

by bsb be-otch February 25, 2012

Shark

Michael Fassbender

Wanna watch Michael Fassbender movies?

Nah, I don't like sharks

by bloodyfall95 August 2, 2011

Shark

A tool with a faux hawk

Guy 1: Dude, look at Alex's guido hair
Guy 2: Yeah, such a tool, he looks like a shark.

by MclovinFagol May 1, 2008

Shark it

To look up a song/artist on the website www.GroveShark.com that you intend (or are pretending to) look up.

Dumbass Drunk Guy: "Yeah, man, you totally gotta check out insert shitty band for sure!"
You: "uhhh yeah, I'll shark it! (or not...)"

by DrChelso August 30, 2011

Shark

How you describe someone you want to fuck.

Hym "How do I know? How do I know how the using 'Shark' as a descriptive term mean you want to fuck? Well, I did it too. So I know what I means. How does the new one feel about that? I feel like it's one of those things, you know, that's similar to marrying a pornstar. Like, people will marry Mia Khalifa... But... You know. Right? You just know. So that makes it weird. But, hey, I figured I'd establish a report early. When the timer runs out I'll probably just switch over to you."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2022