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shakin my dick (SMD)

When a male between the age of 15-65 goes somewhere or does something he must shake his dick.
examples of times to use shakin my dick (SMD)

I took a shower, shakin my dick.

Saw my grandson for the first time! #SMD
by RYAN WITH A SPEEDO July 29, 2012
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Sharking

The act of keeping yourself moving or busy in order to stay awake and alert when you're very tired: Just as a shark needs to keep moving to keep breathing, you need to keep moving to stay awake and alert - otherwise you would go quiet and start to droop and slouch as tiredness sets in. Thrashing onwards like a shark will fight off the tiredness.
"I've been sharking all day today. I'm so tired but it had to be done."

"I sharked for the entire day today! I really hope I can get to sleep earlier tonight...."

"Sharking is hard. I'm tired. Someone slap me, please."
by SharkingForTheWin January 27, 2014
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Sharkie

A boner while swimming.
Bf: babe i gotta tell you something.
Gf: what is it?
Bf: i have a sharkie...
gf: thats hot.
by hisQueen46930 May 25, 2015
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sharking

A term that describes tirelessly trying to hit on someone who is either drunk, or recently gotten out of a relationship.
A: Did you hear that Adam and Laura broke up?
B: Yeah, and now Tom won't leave her alone!
A: Aw, man. He's definitely sharking. We should warn her.
by thelobotomist May 23, 2011
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Sharmin

to be demanding

to 'sharm' : to demand an object or action
Sharm me that wine bottle braaaaa

Im sooo sharmin for a backrub right now.

My wife is sharmin me for a new lounge suite
by mb jacobs November 8, 2007
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sharking

To sneak up on an unsuspecting woman in public or on the train and ejaculate on her. Popular in Japan.
I saw a video of sharking and half of it was the woman cleaning her hair, until she got sharked again.
by mikeydangerous May 5, 2009
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Sharking

When a couple is sleeping, the guy starts to cuddle the girl in his sleep, and she gets woken up by "something" poking into her side.
Girl: Ugh, I got horrible sleep last night. My boyfriend kept sharking me awake.
by >.<...>.<...>.< May 5, 2009
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