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shallow water jew

A shallow water Jew is similar to a deep water Jew. It spends most of its time rubbing two golden coins together in its marshy home
"Dude while out croc hunting with crocodile Dundee we saw a shallow water Jew!"
by Chrisisgay3345 April 20, 2018
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Used to describe simple (stupid) people who might be missing a few vital genetic components.
In-bred Betty Sue came from the shallow end of the gene pool.
by Sandi68 April 28, 2006
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sheep shit in shallow water

something that is offensive to any of the senses by reason of its extreme ugliness or by being totally devoid of what the utterer considers to be redeeming value.
"That motherfucker has his nerve calling anydamnbody ugly - he looks like sheep shit in shallow water even in his BEST outfit."
by C. Perniphelus Chuckles April 17, 2010
mugGet the sheep shit in shallow watermug.

swim in the shallow end

Swimming in the shallow end, or to swim in the shallow end, is another phrase that means to smoke pot from a bong.
"Do you wanna go swim in the shallow end over at my house?"

"I heard she was swimming in the shallow end the other night, if you can catch my drift.."
by Boopidoopi January 3, 2012
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an expression to tell how annoying somebody/something is, as much as something probably very messy.

The reference to a "thick piece of shit" and the fact it is no fitting for a "shallow bucket" probably comes from a real life experience most likely to have happened at the beginning of the 20th century and those before, when modern time toilets were nowhere to be seen in farmhouses and camping grounds of America.
Guy 1: I truly think you should not play with matches that close to the gaz tanks...

Guy2: shut up, you're as annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucket!!!
by Machinegun8arg April 2, 2008
mugGet the As annoying as a thick piece of shit in a shallow bucketmug.
All Earthlings who are trying to force my biological mother into my bed instead of a wife.
Fuck off you Stupid dirty hateful unloving coldhearted shallow heartless niggers
by Walnut91 June 1, 2023
mugGet the Stupid dirty hateful unloving coldhearted shallow heartless niggersmug.

Shallow

When someone is shallow it means they only care about status and what people think of them. they will do things such as...

1) judge people solely on their looks

2) only talk about themselves and flaunt things that they have

3) complain to people who have much less than them

4) date for status

5) usually a ‘toxic friend

6) talk about how they’re better than others

7) judge others for what they wear/have

8) talk about the new expensive clothes, tech and other things they have

and many other things
example #1 person: why are you dating them they’re racist and homophobic!

shallow person: who cares they have money and they’re good looking and really popular.

example #2 shallow person: this coat was £400 and i got it in New York (or somewhere else fancy).

example #3 shallow person: ugh my dad only gave me £20 to go out today he’s such an asshole...

example #4 shallow person: he’s famous so who cares if he has a bunch of toxic traits.

example #5 shallow person: your outfits ugly you look homeless. did you find that jumper in an alley?

example #6 shallow person: they’re so poor and obese if hate to be them. i’m so lucky i have good looks and money.

example #7: why are you wearing those headphones around your neck you look like a nerd.
example #8 i got the iphone 11 pro which none of you could ever afford.
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