snarkiot

Snarkiot (snarK-e-it):

One who thinks they have the comedic sarcasm to reach masses but fails miserably in their content and delivery.

That snarkiot claimed that chevy made the mustang. foolidiotjerkracistnarcissistknuckleheadjealousincapableworthless

by Snarky Idiot January 3, 2015

snark-bat

When needing to hit someone with an explicitly snarky comment, one pulls out the snark bat.

In this mornings meeting, I hit Jim from Finance with the snark-bat.

by Hello622 May 31, 2015

shnarkin

Shnarking is to be choking on a bong rip.

I got this really nice, 2 foot tall bong. Took a fat-ass dab, and could not stop shnarkin'

by Shnarkin September 14, 2016

Snarking

Not to be confused with #Snarky. Snarking is sneeze/barking. Common in small breed dogs. A means to express their displeasure

My shih-tzu was mad. She wasn’t getting enough attention so she started Snarking.

by Oreosmom March 27, 2020

road snark

The release of pent up frustration in the way of sarcasm directed to all of the morons on the road, so said pent up frustration doesn't build into the more commonly known Road Rage.

After saying that the idiot in the oversized pickup truck who cut him off, was obviously over compensating, Joe laughed at his road snark.

by dgw1701 May 28, 2011

de-snark

The act of reviewing and editing a message to a work colleague to remove all traces of the blistering contempt you feel for them.

"Hold on, give me ten minutes. I just need to de-snark this email."

by thebusinessasshole May 1, 2013

snarkery

A form of snarky (rudely sarcastic, disrespectful, snide, irritable, short-tempered).

I am tired of your snarkery.

by drift0fft0dream December 14, 2007