steamin' hot semen shot

n. A tongue-twister that can be used by females to enhance concentration during climactic moments of 8-bit video games

Guy: Say "steamin' hot semen shot." It's good luck.

Girl playing Tetris: Steamin' hot semen shot!

::TETRIS::

Girl playing Tetris: Steamin' hot semen shot! Steamin' hot semen shot! Steamin' hot semen shot!

by M. Dogman March 30, 2010

socratic seminar

A shouting match between a conglomeration of tryhard honor students. Usually the bout is over some particular novel or literary work and is characterized by two or three straight-A students yelling the most and loudest, while the others simply nod and parrot what is said.

During the socratic seminar, all the other students wanted to punch that one girl who would never shut the hell up.

by Scottz0rz August 10, 2013

Semi-parking

To drive much slower than other motorists.

The old Ford seemed to be Semi-parking in the fast lane.

by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

semen bat

When a guy is whackin' it and he gets really angry right before he comes, a semen bat is born.

Semen bats take to the skies at night and fly along empty roads. Their numbers can grow so great that semen can be smelled in the air.

by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015

semenated

when something has traces of semen in it

Person1:I call the bed
Person2:Have fun sleeping in my semenated sheets

by K4pt4in April 12, 2008

semen fairy

noun
1. A magical creature that leaves semen in unexpected places.
2. A common excuse given to explain why there is cum on your sheets when you can't remember how it got there.
3. An alternative to whorish behavior.

Her roommate accused her of having sex in her bed, but she claimed it was the work of the semen fairy.

by MyPlaceIsInTheKitchenGirl November 7, 2005

Sempiternal

Eternal and Everlasting; also coincidentally the name of the latest Bring Me The Horizon album. The title comes from a line in the song, "THIS IS SEMPITERNAL, WILL WE EVER SEE THE END? THIS IS SEMPITERNAL, OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND AGAIN."

Also a common joke that it is really "sandpit turtle".....it isn't

boy: "Wow, that new BMTH album is really good!"
friend: "Yeah, I love sempiternal!"

teacher: "They saw that knowledge is eternal."
other teacher: "indeed, it is sempiternal!"

by jessica sky June 16, 2013