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Sec Farce

What other soldiers (including other airmen) call the USAF Security Forces.
Sec farce are to military police what mall cops are to regular police.
by Pirokobo March 2, 2020
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Secs

The word secs refers to the word, ‘sex’ and the word, ‘seconds’. Secs is another way of describing that you need a short amount of time before you engage in coitus with your partner.
“OH I NEED A FEW SECS, I THINK MY HUSBANDS CHILD IS COMING OUT THE DEEP CREVICES OF MY ASSHOLE!”

“Bitch you have a husband? Give me a few secs, I need to find a new mistress.”
by Shutuptombrady January 17, 2021
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Fuck Sec

To describe a short amount of time, a shorter amount of time then it would take for you to bust a nut.
Hey man I’m around the corner, I’ll be there in a Fuck Sec.
by Pdawgin September 20, 2025
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sec hobbyist

Hacking, computer/network security as a hobby.
Ken hacks for the fun of it, he is a sec hobbyist.
by s.fu December 9, 2012
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sec sea

Voting is so sec sea
by hooman person October 19, 2020
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I'll pop on in a sec

Contrary to popular belief the term actually defines a minimum of 45 minutes passing before anyone will "pop on"
Sam: I'll pop on in a sec.
David: Okay.

45 minutes later
David: Dude?
Sam: Just a sec.
by DoctorSanda July 3, 2017
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sec

The word you accidentally typed into urban dictionary when you meant to search “sex”
Give me one sec... wait I meant to say give me one sex”
by manofleisure February 13, 2021
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