scrump

"Scared to Bump" - meaning he one doesnt like sexual intercourse

im so scrumped that even when she took off her clothes i did nothing.

by Spencer Searcy June 2, 2003

Scrump

When something is just so tasty like scrumptious but short.

That potato was scrump.

by PrincessChickenSnart April 7, 2023

Scrump

Scrump

to eat something you know is going to be delicious.

Scrumpy

the feeling of being hungry and needing to scrump

Hey I'm feeling kinda Scrumpy, wanna get tacos

those tacos were so Scrump.

by Lol Tina December 21, 2023

scrump

A woman of undesirably low class, full of silicon, self obsessed, narcissistic and generally a terrible person. Would look best buried under a patio.

That girl Sophie Rubes over there, she's such a scrump.

by Lord_Gaffucktape January 14, 2019

SCRUMP

Both the antonym and synonym of "Slack", to wit the Bob Dobbs definition. Scrump involves and refuses all definitions of liturgy. One may not possess any level of Scrump if one professes to have obtained Scrump.

"I Scrump therefore I have no Scrump" - Rene Descartes

You, sir, are benefitted by no Scrump whatsoever

by Reesebytheway February 19, 2023

Scrump n’ clutch

In simplest form, Scrump is shortened from scrumptious and clutch simply means that a circumstance or situation is in fact ideal or positively impacts the lives of persons. Thus, the term “scrump n’ clutch” is a describing word and/or phrase used in any situation where a person is consumed with extreme happiness or excitement. While this may seem to be a synonym for wig, this term undoubtedly has more zest and is sure to be a crowd favorite at any social gathering.

Dennis: Today we are doing only one 2k
Kamryn: omg! This is so wigtastic! Even better this is scrump n’ clutch!
Lauren: Dennis you are so clutch!

by Monskam22 March 11, 2020

scrump

humping in a scumpily way

i scrumped your mom so hard last night i scrumped on my shoes

by rawdawg riv February 7, 2023