Scromfing

A state of euphoria...a feeling of pure contentness. The feeling of utter relaxation

It was Winter, I was inside next to the fire, drinking hot chocolate, enjoying the light snowfall...I was Scromfing.

It was a late Summer afternoon, I was sleeping in a hammock and a light breeze came over me...I was Scromfing

by ninjadude239 April 23, 2010

Scriffing

The act of dragging the edge of a piece of paper across the up of a dick... With the hole.

Fuckboy: Oh shit, my girlfriend got made at me and scriffed me in the night. Fuck it hurts. I hate scriffing.

by Frozen112 May 13, 2015

schoffing

Schoffing is an infinitive verb usually associated with groups of men sitting together in a public area watching other people go about their daily business while their wives are shopping.

Abdul and Asad spent the entire afternoon schoffing, while drinking mint tea in front of the local cafe.

by Cruising through time April 14, 2017

stroffing

(adjective) to bend an erect penis, mid-section, until the internal blood bladder ruptures.

All is fun and games until you forget the safety word and your dominatrix stroffing causes one to blackout.

by Sick Jester November 6, 2018

Shroffing

To study advertising.

Party's over for me. I'm Shroffing in my room.

by whatup_biatch February 10, 2020

scoofling

word used to describe a attractive looking woman who you would like to talk to

lets go the mall and find some scooflings (scoofs)

by Pat February 12, 2005

Scoffins

Bread Doe cut into circles and fried until golden brown.

Wow Scoffins for breakfast!

by Struth Bloke February 18, 2010