scorpion

this word is used for a specific and awkward position a person is forced into while in the act of falling... the persons face MUST be firmly planted on the ground while at the same time feel the force of forward momentum pulling their legs up and over ones shoulders. (in rare and painful occasions the persons heels can glance off the back of one's own head) this gives the on lookers the image of a perfectly executed scorpion in sting mode...

you can also use scorpion in this term as a verb particularly while trying to insult another person...

example A) the gymnast during her balance beam routine really scorpioned her self on that botched landing.

example B) I got mad at my girlfriends brother, so i told him to go scorpion himself!

by PCO DANCE TEAM July 27, 2009

Stoptional

Any stop sign with a white rim around it. Can be avoided if the driver so chooses to do so.

Cody: Hey jon, why is you stopping at that there red thing.
Jonny B: Cause cody, its a stop sign
Cody: No it ain't, it gots that white thingy around it
Jonny B: Good Call, Rules are for squares
Logan : Logan FTW Stoptional FTL

by Logan Harris February 28, 2009

scorpion dick

a dick in which is curved up into the direction of the belly button. (this shape of the dick is physically impossible)

Shut up you have a scorpion dick.

by butt pluggz February 19, 2009

stoptional

A combination of the words stop and optional. Usage refers to a stop sign that is optional.

Nobody ever stops at that stop sign. I guess it's stoptional.

by Dan Wier October 20, 2007

scorpion

A member of the arachnid family, one of the oldest and most successful groups of animals on this planet. In fact, some think the first animal to leave the sea was an arachnid. Scorpions have lobster-like claws and a tail which arches forward over their backs, ends in a sting. It's that sting which means they are feared and detested, but in fact only a small minority of scorpions are dangerously venomous. Scorpions live in a variety of environments, from tropical to desert regions. As a rule, species with larger and stronger-looking pincers tend to be safer. For example, scorpions like the Emporer Scorpion, Black Forest Scorpion (a guest on 'Clive Anderson Talks Back') and Egyptian Gold Scorpion are safe to handle and are kept as pets. Meanwhile, the Death Stalker and Fat-tailed Scorpions (which have small, narrow pincers), are dangerously venomous. The earliest known scorpion fossils are something like 400 million years old. Two ancient scorpions, Brontoscorpio and Gigantoscorpio, are thought to have each been a metre in length. Whenever I watch a scorpion, I can't help feeling I'm viewing the events of 400 million years ago.

An Emporer Scorpion called Spike, looked large and dramatic, was harmless to humans. Within in few years she had become a grandmother. RIP Spike, and her family, the last of whom died a couple of years ago

by Stormsworder November 16, 2006

scorpion whip

Performing an upper decker while being blown by a goat. This technique was pioneered by J. M. during a work related trip.

They give the phattest scorpion whips in the world down Longview, TX.

by Jerry Raffe February 12, 2005

Scorpion Men

Creatures with one top half of it human and the other half scorpion. Often depicted in Sumerian and other early Mesopotamian art, they were armed with stingers and bows and arrows that never missed the target. One of them did help Giglamesh get to the Land of the Dead.

*Scorpion Men scramper by*

Nerd: "Did you see Scorpion men walk by?"

Jock: "Are you imagining this shit again?"

by Sasquatch_Rebel May 2, 2008