Schweem

The act of ejaculating over a wide area.

"Dude, I totally schweemed all over the kitchen last night."

by Chris94 September 8, 2005

schmeeb

A guy you wouldn't take home to meet your mother. Can be found in most bars, often used for a one-night stand.

"Me and my girls are going trolling for schmeebs tonight."

by Niffer8 December 9, 2008

schweeishism

Schweeishism is a philosophy dedicated to making the concept of schwee a part of one's everyday life. See schweeites

1st law of schweeishism: be random and enjoy it

by BigGoofyGuy April 11, 2005

Pullin a schweebs

When you have a fight with someone and block/delete them off of everything you have. Until you don't have any sign of them ever existing in your life.

ie blocked/deleted from:
myspace
MSN
AIM
Myyearbook
facebook
Cellphone
Home phone

Weesh: I blocked Kyle in every way humanly possible
Shleebs: Pullin a Schweebs
Weesh: yep, out of sight out of mind

by Shleebs January 10, 2008

schweet

False. Misleading. Untrue. Term used to negate a blatant fallacy.

Mooch: I banged Tori Spelling last week.
Me: Schweet.
Mooch: You're right, that would be sick if I did though.

by Private Peroxide July 6, 2010

schneebly

A mystical creature that climbs into your noise after you do coke. Each time you breathe in they grab onto the coke and bring them into your brain for you while singing the schneebly song.

After doing a line...
Cokehead 1-Oh MAN how ya feeling.
Cokhead 2-(Takes a deep breath through his nose) SCHNEEBLY SCHNEEBLY SCHNEEBLY SCHNEEBLY

by chickitychinathechinesechicken April 22, 2009

Schween

An extremely long, skinny penis.

Cot damn, look at that dude's schween!

by Jimmy Chang December 16, 2003