schlong

Noun: Penis, particularly a large one, but can refer to any size.

Verb: To fuck

Adjective: A moron or other similar term.

Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).

I don't have the biggest schlong on the block, but I know how to use it.

by KarlFaust January 5, 2004

Schlong

Word to describe an extremely large penis. Originated when a girl saw mine and said "Holy shit that's long!!!" Then was just crammed all together to form schlong.

Dude you have a nice schlong.

by Charizard FTW October 15, 2008

schlong basket

Any form of loose, but defining undergarment barely covering a man's genitals. Usually this is not accompanied by any other clothing around the midsection.

That guy's package is sitting in that schlong basket like birds in a nest.

by substr October 7, 2008

oblong schlong

a man with a rectangular penis caused by having sex with electrical equipment

Tom Elder Lubrecating his USP or USB port on his gamecube

by Sam .f June 1, 2003

Curt Schilling

Loudmouth pitcher whose only half as good as people think he is. Cried during lose to New York Yankees, because of his delusional obsession of NY Yankees and its fans. Got shelled in game 1 of ALCS vs NY Yankees. Many Red Sox dismiss this fact and hand the honors to Schilling, when in fact it was Lowe who beat the Yankees.

Continues to talk shit to this day. Is a right winger and a religious nut.

Christian Coalition
Jose Conseco

by Norton February 17, 2005

schlong

Penis. Often thought to derive from the German "schlange" meaning "snake."

Also possibly from the Russian word for "hose" which is pronounced "schlong."

I showed her my schlong.

by Masen April 24, 2006

Curt Schilling

Media whore who doesn't realize that no one cares about what he has to say. Drama queen who pitches with a "bloody" sock so he can be the Red Sox savior.

LIKE OMGZZ!!!! CURT SCHILLING WON US THE WORLD SERIESSS!!!!!11!!

Shut the fuck up, Curt Schilling.

by goyankees April 10, 2005