Middle Schooler

A handjob. Because middle school is the last time you should get one.

So I'm hooking up with this chick last night and she won't even put it in her mouth. Next thing I know I'm getting a real dry middle schooler from this chick... greeeeeat.

by Conzi517 May 6, 2010

schoonbergen

The last name to people who normally have a first name of Justin.
They sometimes get bullied at school.
Their names can get easily confused by Shoe Burger.
They are normally an all-around guy and are pretty hot with Chilli.

Wow is that a Justin Schoonbergen

by Dragonzfozil September 4, 2018

high schoolers

They always seem to be some needy attention seekers writing up shit on Twitter with dumb crap like "11:11," "like for a tbh," (this one actually means "trampy blue horn," which relates to worshipping the Blue Brother of Lucifer; but these kids think it means "to be honest;" and even so, "like for a to be honest" is nowhere near GRAMATICALLY CORRECT), always shooting up pics of their butts on Instagram and saying stupid, made-up words like "slay" and "avi" (meaning "avatar"), etc. The boys end up getting killed or arrested, and the girls end up pregnant before 20 and shit.

There's always stupid stuff like homecoming, prom...interesting since actually the coming part in homecoming and the prom word both have explicit, sexual connotations: the "coming" part is slang and relates to the pleasure that usually happens in freaky-ass adulthood, and the word "prom" actually derives from "pron," which is internet slang for pornography.

I can't freaking stand homecoming or prom! No rant intended, but even the football BS is starting to ramp up some drunk idiots and violent, law-breaking assholes trying to screw their ladies and crushes up.

The innocent, real normal kids get in trouble because of these fucking dumbass "popular" antichrists!

Them dumbasses'd be in prison in Texas for the shit they'd usually get away with in California.

Screw the high schoolers. I just want them to suck a liberal's big cock!

by dangnuggets November 2, 2016

home schooled

Someone who gets to spend all day at home, can get up at anytime, and pretty much has fun all day. Also homeschoolers my seem innocent but watch your back, they often turn out to be way cooler than you think. For some reason all homeschoolers seem to be HOT too.

School kid: What time did you get up?
home schooled kid: I think it was about ten. what about you?
School kid: 5:30
Homeschooler: HAHA sucker!
School Kid: what did you learn today?
Homeschooler: I pretty much just surfed the Internet, then I went to the mall, whatever, I read the back of a cereal box and my mom said that was good for school work, see I get fridays and mondays off....what bout you, what did you learn?
School kid: I had a test in science.....did you really surf the Internet all day............?

by Peter yaro March 2, 2008

Charm schooler

A pedophile who travels from school to school raping little boys. After raping them, he steals one of their pubes to remember them by, and uses them to make a charm bracelet.

The charm schooler went to jail on 20 accounts of pedophilia.

by Ronald Queef July 27, 2008

Schmoner

A very quiet girl who acts like an angel but is really the devil. She is super nice, and has a bright smile. Her bum is un-normal since its so huge.

I met a Schmoner on the weekend. We drank VodkaAAaa, and went outside in the freezing cold. Her ass was so white and had veins.

by Arexxx January 21, 2009

Schooled

An interjection or verb to be used when someone is doing well in athletic event or game.

I got schooled by that big guy while playing basketball.

Dude, you're schooling!

by Cameron "Schblade" December 3, 2003