Scandinavian cuthulu

When a circular orgee of Scandinavian men ejaculate on to one man in the center

Me and the boys are going to have a Scandinavian cuthulu tonight

by i_tuTle May 11, 2023

Scandinavian Checkers

A sexual position not unlike playing leapfrog. One partner mounts and penetrates the other in a classic doggy style position, then pulls out and jumps over the other. The positions are then reversed, with the initially penetrated partner now taking over penetration.

I played some Scandinavian Checkers with my partner yesterday. We broke two lamps, a dresser, and I have a mild concussion. That was a good night.

by Kera Ott October 5, 2023

Scandinavian Skydiving

The act of two individuals (typically a man and a woman) jumping tandem out of an airplane front-to-front, with the express goal of achieving mutual orgasm before the parachute is deployed. In this intimate, high-stakes variation of skydiving, the female partner is designated to pull the ripcord. The ultimate (and most dangerously satisfying) outcome is failing to deploy the chute because she was too... caught up in the moment.

"Bro, she said she'd try Scandinavian Skydiving with me. I brought a parachute and everything. She brought the thunder."

by NotCnug July 15, 2025

Scandinavian Papicock

When you get banged blindfolded and get banged but a group of men including your father. You must guess who is your father by yelling papicock. If you guess wrong you must keep going until you guess write

“Scandinavian papicock”
Sorry you guessed wrong

by Wowwords February 1, 2018

scandinavian paintjob

After a guy finishes cumming from a blowjob, the girl spits the cum back on his dick and slathers it to cover every inch of his junk.

"Sarah gave me the nastiest scandinavian paintjob last night, it got everywhere"

by paintjobs4lyfe May 26, 2017

Scandinavian Volcano

During sex, when the male shits into the others vagina and continues to fuck it, then pulls out just in time before she squirts, to see it "blow up" with the shit.

Girl: What did you two do last night?
Girl 2: Girl he gave me a Scandinavian Volcano twice last night.

by Thatsadfrogmeme October 12, 2016

Scandinavian Jiu Jitsu

The act of you and your partner rolling around in feces and wrestling until submission, the loser must lick and eat the remaining feces up until you are both shiny clean!

Me and my girlfriend are going to do some scandinavian jiu jitsu tonight! im hoping shes eaten corn recently!

by thecroatiancrockpot February 2, 2023